How to get Wifed Up: There will always be a "DD"ouble Standard (NSFW)

Yup, I'm Attached. Or wifey'ed, wifed up, the missus, the list can go on and on. I've always been this way, I cant help it. I am a long term relationship gal. Whats more, I know alot about what it takes to be an awesome Girlfriend! Sound braggy? Maybe. But I'm not I swear! Whether or not I choose to adhere to these guidelines, I can certainly dole out some tried and tested "rules" and you can tell me what works! Read on in the Dating&Relationships Section... (This Post rated NSFW)